Archive for May, 2004
Can someone give me a hand with all this freaking talent?
Thursday, May 13th, 2004Do I look like someone famous? Three times in the past two weeks, someone has waved and smiled at me in that “Hey, I can’t believe it’s you!” manner while I’ve been driving. Three completely different people in different vehicles. I don’t get it. Was there some guy on a reality show that looks like […]
Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board. Oh hey, it's just a fat kid!
Friday, May 7th, 2004The softball game went very well today. I started at third base and played the entire game, which was a surprise. I had two balls hit my way and fielded both of them cleanly, which was an even bigger surprise since I haven’t played in five years and I was using a new glove that […]
Nothing says "Obey me" like a bloody head on a fencepost.
Wednesday, May 5th, 2004People who write checks in the fast lane at grocery stores piss me off. The whole purpose of the fast lane is, stay with me here, speed. You are limited to 10 or 15 items, which usually ensures a speedy checkout. So why do people pay with a check? ATM cards are free from almost […]