Archive for April, 2004
Your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
Sunday, April 25th, 2004The Orioles game on Thursday was much better than the first game I saw. I attribute this to the fact that there were no Red Sox fans there. The night was warm, the cicadas were not yet hatched in biblical proportions, and no fans were tossed from the game. My seats were next to third […]
You're a McDonald, not a whore.
Thursday, April 22nd, 2004So I talked to someone at the rental office, and they informed me the air conditioning doesn’t get turned on until May 1. Meanwhile, it’s literally 80 degrees in my apartment right now. I understand why it doesn’t get turned on until a little later, since residents don’t pay for electricity and you know they […]
Optimus Prime? He's Jewish?
Tuesday, April 20th, 2004Ah, warm weather is finally upon us and it feels great…unless you’re sitting in my apartment. Right now it’s 80 degrees and holding steady. The air conditioning has been on steady for the past two days and 80 is the lowest the temperature has been. I think tomorrow I will have to call the rental […]